- I was too busy reading the Takeover Code.
- I figured no one would read this shit anyway. Who gives a rat's ass about random stuff written by a random law student ?
- I was trying to get through Books 1 and 2 of the Inheritance trilogy.
- I was enjoying fifth year watching shit movies. (more on that later).
- Four and a Half years of legal education have left my literary side dull and pathetic.
Also, I'm back because erm, I'm f*****g bored.